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Friday, January 27, 2012

Douchepickers Disease Awareness "For the Cure"

I've dated some nice guys and some a-holes.  More often than not, I'm attracted to douchebags.  This is because I have been self-diagnosed with Douchepicker's Disease (DPD).  This disease affects women of all ages, occupations, and personalities.  Smart, confident, and independent women even suffer from it.  Though there is treatment for the disease (ie: Quit Dating, Therapy, Switching Teams), there is not yet a cure.  I would like to raise awareness in order to empower those women suffering from DPD.  I would also like to use this awareness to raise money for a cure.  As a treated, but not cured, sufferer of this disease myself, I feel like I can be a great advocate.  Join me in finding the cure and raising awareness.  "DPD IS NOT FOR ME!"   

Not all DB is created equal.  See above for the different levels.  Fortunately these days I tend to go for the levels 3-5, but I still have much room for improvement.  You can do it!

I won't say who said this just in case they would get embarrassed, but a male said to me the other day: "It's not about who you pick.  All guys are douchebags.  You just have to find one that you can tolerate their douchebagginess." --Insightful, but I hope it's not true.

Maybe we can order these in bulk to sell and raise money and fight this horrific disease.

                        I'm going to start giving these babies out to all the DBs I meet.
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**This disease has been created by the blogger and is not in the DSM IV or any medical book.  If you try to WebMD it or ask your therapist about it they will probably have no idea what you're talking about. 

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