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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Witty Wednesday: Some Funnies to get You Over the Hump

Don't you love that? 

Oh Dwight.

It wouldn't have been the worst idea guys have had.  Girls love Pinterest.

 Nobody crosses Chuck Norris. 

A cell phone should've been added to this picture.

At least he has a sense of humor about it...

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

10 Signs You Need a Vacation...Like Me!

I need a vacation...You know how I know?  Read on.

1. You leave the house in a frenzy and realize less than a mile down the road that you don't have your contacts in or your glasses on.  You have no time to stop back so you won't be able to see very well the entire day.

2. You leave the house in a hurry to get to work.  You panic when you realize you left your glasses at home.  You feel really stupid after running back in, looking on nightstand and realizing your glasses have been on your face the entire time.

3. You start to look at every part of your life as a PDSA
(Plan, Do, Study, Act--Quality Improvement Cycle).  

4. You start having nightmares about a project at work...on the weekend.


5. The Travel Channel makes you cry more than the Sarah McLachlan
"Arms of an Angel" commercial.

6. You try to open your car door by waving your work badge at it.
(I just thought this was a cute picture--see penguin lover.)

7. You wake up thinking it's Friday...and then realize it's Tuesday and are in a grumpy mood the rest of the day.

8. Your favorite part of the work day is 15 minutes reading the news online while eating lunch at your desk.

9. People start asking if you're sick.  You just haven't seen the sun in a long time.

10. You created a playlist consisting only country music...clearly you're a little delusional.