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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Random Thoughts With Me...Take a Short Trip Inside My Head.

I hate when you miss a call by the last ring ("Hello, Hello, Urrggghh"), but when I immediately call back, it rings 5 times and goes to voicemail.
What did you do after I didn't answer?  Drop the phone and run?

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?
But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.  Equality I can stand 100% behind without offending anyone.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before just nodding and smiling because you still didn't understand or hear a word they said?

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a second earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really gets it.

It's always the days you feel confident and looking good leaving your house that you don't run into anyone you know the entire day...what a waste.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell a last name to someone and said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)..ummm…Goonies”.
"Never say die."

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Well...I'm Back on the Market. Where does that Phrase even come from? I'm not a House!

I saw this a while back and had to laugh.  I don't blog everyday, but sometimes my posts are a good indicator on what I've been thinking about recently.

I don't know whether I would slap someone who gave this to me or thank them for being creative and giving me some good breakup food.

Daria makes an appearance two posts in a row!

When you struggle to get over the disappointment, it’s because you were over-invested in the potential, ‘vision’, and ultimately the hopes, plans, and outcome that you had set your mind and heart on. BaggageReclaim  

From the movie The Hot Chick

I freaking love that movie plus it reminds me of childish things us girls would make up when we were younger.  Oh nostalgia.

Quote from the movie He's Just Not That Into You  

The Cincinnati Skyline is the background so that it feels more close to home for all of you in Cincy and Northern Kentucky.

This one is obvious.  I love penguins.  Give me the perfect stone, mate.
Lol. I said that last sentence in an Australian accent.  Who knows?

Ryan, my name can be Google for you.  Here's to hoping the future brings me someone comparable to you (if not you).

I waited a little bit to post about this because I wanted my mind to be a little clearer. 
Here's some of my previous posts for when I'm ready to get back in the game:

Dating Truths You Can't Ignore
Exciting and Sometimes Dreaded First Dates

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Wacky Wednesday: Singing and Other Random Activities

Daria is a classic.

Happy Feet Clip--I <3 Penguins and Singing 

Who doesn't? Lol.

I got super bored and recorded a clip of me singing for you...
You'll have to click download to hear it.  

(Lyrics By Rihanna) 

Not really sure how to feel about it.
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you.
It takes me all the way.
I want you to stay.

I told you it was Wacky Wednesday!