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Monday, July 8, 2013

Follow Your Heart, But Take Your Brain With You...Can You Catch Me?

We've all been there.  You like someone...finally!  Unfortunately, things are not panning out how you'd like it to.  What gives?

“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. 
If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you." 

"Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do.  If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs. Busy is another word for asshole."--Greg Behrendt

I had to add this clip here.

If I wanted something flaky I'd reach for one of these -->

<-- I like a reliable person...like how I imagine he'd be.

I won't lie.  I also enjoyed the caption on this picture.  Ha! 


If you ask someone out, make a plan. One of my pet peeves is when I'm asked out on a date, and then he says to me, “So, what do you want to do?”  You're the one making the plan...so plan something!

If someone you're seeing doesn't try at all to impress you, RUN. If this is what the beginning looks like I don't want to know what comfortable looks like.

It's funny, when you're not sure if you like someone, you hear from them constantly and the second you decide you do, they fall off the earth.

Life is a roller coaster. Sometimes, it gives me whiplash and other times I just want to put my hands in the air and yell "wheeeeeeeeeeee"!

This clip isn't really related, but I've been wanting to share it for a while.

For people who do not get easily offended PLEASE watch the above video. It is hilarious! If you are under the age of 18 or older and/or get easily offended, I would not recommend watching this. Note: Although I find it humorous, I do not agree with the negative stereotypes or inappropriate behavior featured in this video.